Facebook Stalking

Well I'm sorry to say this is going to be a short and very sad entry this week. I just broke up with my girlfriend who i have been with for a couple years and my heart isn't really into it. So I guess I'll give a short speech on the "art" of Facebook stalking. Facebook Stalking is... well it's creepy no matter how you slice it. But we all do it. Guy, girl, child, Satan's spawn we all have delved into the that secret temptation to look at that cute girl on Facebook. But hey besides the creepiness it can actually be quite a useful tool. You meet someone knew you stalk their profile to see whether or not they are cool or some creepy rapist who will come into your room at night and...
Stalking someone on Facebook isn't necessarily a bad thing really until you get to addicted status. Once you start checking the same persons profile every day or are stalking everybody's profile that you can get to in a 3 hour sitting you have a problem. Also if you are searching through to look for nudies... yeah not good. they have whole websites devoted to that stuff. It's just creepy when your whacking off to a picture of someone you know...and pathetic. If you are really that interested in a girl just talk to her face to face.
The next type of Facebook creep is the wall poster. You ever have that guy who all they do is post on your wall. Like all the time. they like your comments or comment on a post you left. They are the guys who comment or like a pic of you from like 5 years back and you still thought long hair was cool. Most of the time its your mother but every once in a while you get the creepy guy/girl you hooked up with once. And they just keep doing it over and over and over and over until you want to reach through the screen and punch them in their creepy little face....
Sorry tangent my b.  Yeah those guys freak me the fuck out. I'm guessing  that girls don't find them very appealing either. So word to the wise gentlemen don't Facebook stalk and if you have to do it quickly and don't leave any trace that you were there.