How dudes sleep

The way that guys sleep is perhaps the most ridiculous thing you will ever see.  For you ladies that like to sleep over after sex or just have brothers who you used to share a room with you know exactly what I'm talking about. Guys love to sleep. Sleeping eating and pooping... and sex. Those are the four things that drive us. The ability to sleep is the reason we try to rush the day.  And then there are the actual sleeping habits of most men. First of all you have two types of sleepers: the ones that sleep with all the covers and the ones that sleep with none. If you are the kinda guy that sleeps with covers it sucks for you because chances are your woman is going to take them all. That was always my problem. My girlfriend would grab all the covers and i couldn't stay warm. It sucked. The other kind of who doesn't like covers tends to also be a twist and turner. The ones that constantly are moving in bed. That can really get annoying too.  The worst part about guys when they sleep is just the pure nastiness that they seem to contract. We fart our breath stinks and some guys even sweat in their sleep. Its really not a pretty sight to watch a man sleep. We usually have mouths open our tongues lolling out.. just not pretty.